Friday, April 17, 2009

Why I'm Also A Food Porn Network Reject.

You know that feeling when you crave something so bad you MUST have it?

So, despite your better judgement to just eat grapes, you jaunt to the gas station to get gas so you can jaunt to the grocery store to pickup ingredients for said craving.

You get home, you follow the recipe EXACTLY (because, although you are soooo envious of people who just eyeball ingredients, you measure everything out to prevent catastrophic failure that you've witnessed many a times before).

But then. You forget to set the timer.

They burn.

They're flatter than pancakes.

And they suck.

So you eat your grapes.


Seriously interweb, what causes cookies to be FLAT? How can you screw up cookies?!

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