Friday, March 27, 2009

Shut It Granny.

Today at the grocery store I almost decked an old lady heavily scented in moth balls.

Forgive me, I HAZ HORMONES².

First she TRIED to rub my belly. Then she declared what a blessing my Easter baby will be.

A full-term twin pregnancy is 34 weeks gestation so I still have at least 9 weeks to go before my intestines are completely obliterated and they arrive. I simply replied to Mothy with a Slingblade version of MMMHMMM and let her purchase her prune juice.


Me. Pregnant with twins. Feeling whale-esque. 25 weeks.

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