Today at the grocery store I almost decked an old lady heavily scented in moth balls.
Forgive me, I HAZ HORMONES².
First she TRIED to rub my belly. Then she declared what a blessing my Easter baby will be.
A full-term twin pregnancy is 34 weeks gestation so I still have at least 9 weeks to go before my intestines are completely obliterated and they arrive. I simply replied to Mothy with a Slingblade version of MMMHMMM and let her purchase her prune juice.
Me. Pregnant with twins. Feeling whale-esque. 25 weeks.