Thursday, March 5, 2009

Homeland Security. Blanket.

In the event of a fire:

1- Remain calm. Stop. Drop. Roll. (Uh huh, riiiight. Run! Run for your lives fools!)

2- Ensure everyone gets out of the house safely.

3- Risk life and limb to GRAB BLANKIE else prepare for a lifetime of sleepless nights and naps.

I don't care what Supernanny says. As far as I'm concerned he can sleep with Blankie until he's 18. That thing is more MAGICAL than Disney or Santa himself.