Friday, January 16, 2009

Stir-Crazy.

Today's high: A tropical -17°.

When your car doesn't start, when your water pipes freeze and when you fear getting frostbitten while walking to your mailbox, you begin to seriously contemplate either (A) moving, (B) watching VH1's Rock of Love Bus re-runs (I totally disgust myself) or (C) planning a vacation somewhere warm, no matter how much you may dread wearing, the mother of all whale gear, A MATERNITY SWIMSUIT.

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