Hi-Def Hell
What doesn't work? Sharing a camera.
I don't like getting my picture taken. Never have.
So when my husband, in attempt to learn my camera and be funny, took my photo while I was getting dressed, I was less than amused.
I told him to delete it. He nodded. Life resumed.
During 1 of many boredom-enriched moments at our family holiday party, my glazed holidazed self suggested a camera photo slideshow on our TV.
When the crowd roared at slide #25, I knew something was amiss. Kid photos, although cute, get boring after 2 slides or less when they aren't your own.
There I was. Consuming 62 high-definition inches. In my underwear and bra.
I gave my husband the stare of damnation. And vowed to never, ever let him touch my equipment again (camera or otherwise).
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Oh, there'd be hell to pay if mine did that! But I have to admit...I laughed a little. :D
OMG! I cannot even imagine! So, any feedback on your photo? What'd the family think?
I'm not laughing outloud right now...really.
OH! MY! WORD! That did NOT happen?!?! That was terribly funny AND just terribly terrible all at the same time.
I would've D-I-E-D!!
As for your equipment: camera or otherwise, I'd stress the OTHERWISE to dear hubby!!!
I feel so bad that I'm laughing so hard at you right now. BUT I AM. I REALLY REALLY AM. sorry.
Calli
OH. MY. GOD!
Put the man in the dog house, and turn the hose on him!!!
You must be a perfect model since you have the crowd roaring!! ;)
OMG. I'm laughing but I must say if my hubby ever did that to me I'd have KILLED him.
welcome to my world....
I cannot count how many times that has happened....enough to make me think I need to purchase more robes!
I'm laughing with you, not at you! I hope he's sleeping on the couch for the next year!
wow. i would be VERY angry. Plan to retaliate by posting a non flattering picture of him here? hee hee
Ack! That's awful! But hilarious after the fact, right?
It could have been worse, you could have been totally nekkid.
Oh - how funny!! Your house is a crazy as mine is! I'd have loved to have been there an seen your face. Have a good Monday - see you later. Kellan
oh man....that is like a nightmare come to life. eeeekkkkkkkk.....keep your equipment to yourself...definately!
No. WAY!!! That's not funny! And yet.... :)
Oh no! How horrible! I am cringing right now. Has your husband recovered from the beating I'm sure you gave him?
Now THAT is funny but I would have killed him with my bare hands, MamaGeek!
I should have sent you my robe to cover up with- or tie him up with.
Is he out of the doghouse yet?
OMG!!! That must have been horrible!! I can't imagine it. My husband would have been made to pay dearly for that.
My first husband took a photo of me in the tub. I divorced him, burned the picture and never looked back. I clearly couldn't trust him. ;)
Hope your hubby 'gets' it now...
Keep your equipment - all of your equipment safe till the appropriate pay-back presents it self or the proper apology happens...I thinking diamonds are involved!!!!!
Thanks for sharing and making me chuckle this morning...sorry!!!!!!
That is bad...bad husband, bad!
I would have died btw...
Oh no! I would shoot him if he did that to me. Did you delete it??
W-H-A-T????? I can just imagine your predicament. Heheh. I'm sorry but I can't help laughing, too.
The only word here is FIRED. Tell him to clear his desk and stop by HR for his final paycheck. :)
And I agree that diamonds may have to be involved!
Hello there darling! That is hysterical. I'm sorry, but it is.
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Oh no!!!!!
Poor Mama!
Ouch! I would not have been a happy camper. And he would definitely have been out on the couch. For a week!!
Heidi :)
That would be something my husband could never live down. I would have wanted to kill him.
How long did he have to apologize before you spoke to him again ?
Oh, my. That deserves some serious payback. Something sinister in the worst way. I will come up with something. I'm good like that.
Way to withhold!
OMG! I would surely kill my husband if that happen to me.
Oh, please tell me that you at least had some not-too-spicey-but-non-maternity undergarments on.
I tend to be the one to take pictures of the other person in their undies - not too often and I usually delete them right away. But every time I hand over the flash card from our camera so she can download the images to her computer (can you say backup copy and grandma brag source rolled into one) I have to take a moment and think... is there anything I need to delete first?
Hubs needs to pay for this. Preferably with his credit card. Maybe an unlimited shopping spree at VS would be appropriate. Or a spa treatment for your birthday suit. ;)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
This is my definition of personal hell, what you just wrote.
Oh Gah.
Oh my. I suppose it could have been much, much worse though, don't you think?
I can't count how many embarrassing shots I've taken that would cause more or less instant death on my part.
OH NO! Somebody must be sleeping on the couch. I would kill him for that one. That is sooooo naughty!
You must get even. That is so wrong on so many levels.
hil.ar.ious!!! yet,somewhat embarrASSing! hope you had lots of libations in ya!
That ain't right.
Oh my. Just. Oh my.
That's awful. I would be mortified. (At least you weren't naked!)
Oh my god!! I hope he just forgot and didn't do it on purpose.
Oh.My.Gosh! He'd be dead. He better be doing some major sucking up.
There would be HELL to pay!
In my house that MIGHT be grounds for divorce!!! At least we can all have a great laugh at it now!!!
Yikes! He only got the evil eye? Hope you clocked him with a heavy object at first private opportunity.
:) TOO FUNNY! But goes to show you, your hubby loves you a LOT! And by the way...he should be banned from equipment for life..no ?'s about it! LOL :)
Hee hee. Oops. Men can't be trusted with any sort of equipment. (And, sorry, I'm laughing a lot.)
1) GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) I hope your underwear matched your bra.
3) That warrants more than a mere death stare. I'm thinking more along the lines of withholding the goods for a little while.
4) Why does the earth never open up to swallow you whole just when you really need it to?
Holy Smokes!!! He DIDN'T?!?!?!? I am so sorry....it would be funny if it weren't so embarassing...
On another note...nice to meet ya!
Melissa
OMG! I seriously would have died!!! I know exactly what you mean though...before I even met my husband's family...when we were dating, he took it upon himself to show his ENTIRE family a VIDEO of me parading around in my underwear. He's damn lucky I ended up marrying him after that little stunt. So yeah. I feel your pain. Really.
and then, you woke up in a cold sweat, realizing it was all just a horrible, unimaginable nightmare!
62 Hi Def inches too? That story will be sure to become a holiday family treasure for years to come.
Oh come on! Whats the big deal? Spice it up a little and have a photoshoot together next time! (but keep it private) LOL
And how is he doing sleeping on the porch?
Oh NO! The hubby would DEFINITELY be in the doghouse for that one. I am blushing for you. Ouch.
OH, and thanks so much for the props!! You're a doll!
I'm going to print that off and show BF - "SEE, I TOLD YOU SO"! Haha, thanks for my ammo. MUAH!
oh...mine would be in trouble too....YIKES.
Is he still living? lol
OMG I would have killed my husband! Please please tell me you will creat a punishment to fit the crime!
oh noooooooo LOL
Oh my goodness. I would've died right there on the spot.
So, I guess there won't be any more children? That's the kind of behaviour that signs men up for a kitchen vasectomy.
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Yep, I wouldn't be too pleased with the Hubbie either, but it is one of those moments where you just have to look back and laugh.
For each time someone makes comment of it though, I would definitely demand a "favor" from hubbie.
Yikes -- it's lucky that your husband is still alive.
Is your husband still sleeping on the couch after that one?? ;) Oh my the things that men do that just drives us crazy! I hope you have locked up the camera!
No. Nonononono...
That's awful! (Awful funny!)
No way! That's way worse than my similar story. I let hubbsy take a picture of me in a jacuzzi (with bubble hiding me) and could have sworn that it had been deleted. Later on my mom was flipping through the vacation pictures and stumbled across that one. I was mortified!