13 Funny Bumper Stickers

1- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

2- 4 of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

3- Wish you were beer.

4- It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do.

5- Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.

6- Stop repeat offenders, don't re-elect them.

7- I'm retired, go around me.

8- Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

9- Sarcasm, just one MORE service I offer.

10- Husband and dog missing, reward for dog.

11- C'mon, give me the finger like you mean it.

12- Embarassing my children. A full-time job.

13- Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.