13 Signs Of Middle Age

1- You become (too) particular about lawn maintenance.

2- Your back goes out more than you do.

3- When people call after 8PM, they ask if you were already sleeping.

4- You begin to hum to elevator music.

5- You actually use the dashboard/digital compass in your car.

6- You complain about gasoline and milk prices.

7- Date night consists of renting in movies.

8- You complain about MTV no longer playing any videos.

9- You're rather proud of your mini-van.

10- You regularly watch news programs.

11- You're aware of IRA's, interest rates and pension plans.

12- You watch Local on the 8's on The Weather Channel.

13- You worry too often. And begin to think your parents were right.

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