1- It takes far too long to put a crib sheet on a crib mattress.
2- You will never, ever get a good night's sleep again. Never.
3- You will get very accustomed to and comfortable with all bodily fluids.
4- Most of the toys on the market are toxic. Go with sticks and stones.
5- Add 30 minutes to complete anything or go anywhere with a baby.
6- You will get inundated with free advice. All the time.
7- Removing a Fisher Price toy from its' box will take you 15 minutes.
8- You will need significantly more space (think shed) to store the toys.
9- You will learn to shower in 3 minutes or less.
10- If you have a boy, invest in the Tee Pee for diaper changes.
11- Don't even bother cleaning up toys more than once a day.
12- Sometimes you have to clean the baby AND the bath water.
13- Labor is the easy part.
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